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Solve Demotivational Poster


NEW GENERATIONS -


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am
Excellent!


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


RESOLVE -


TAGS: resolve
Rating: 4.56/5

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j2rockefell - May 24, 2014, 7:32 pm
Just read this issue. one of the best parts of Civil War. Moving on to The Initiative now.
Neener - October 16, 2010, 11:00 am
Wonderful!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: dream problem solve
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:53 pm
Dare to draem, Bone. Dare to drame.
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I dream of out living my wife. I’d maybe get some peace for my efforts before my crap heart gives out a few days later. But, as karma goes, she’d probably end up in the same place and kick my a** for eternity for doing it. Best not tempt fate. 5L Sean!!!
Airman - September 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
the sight of those bunny ears warms any ****le you can think of
Sean - September 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
Oh you guys! You really know how to get an ol' sailor to come ashore. Now run along. Yer tartin' up the whole warf. I'll be around more from time to time. Tootles.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 7:09 pm
We-hell, a legend returns. Heard much, read much, seen so much…..welcome home Sean. Don’t be put off by us relative noobs. The fronds are being laid for your re-entry. 5L
gas - September 3, 2012, 8:30 am
he terribly looks like an old version of cillian murphy.. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 8:14 am
Sean!! Good to see you man. I hope this means you're back for good. 5L
Greeny - September 3, 2012, 5:48 am
Same here, on both counts-5
Sho - September 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Ahhh yes I love me some Sean poster. Did I ever mention that your work inspired me to start making my own? 5L


DILEMA -


TAGS: a revolver solves all problems
Rating: 4.32/5

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LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am
*Dilemma
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am
;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?


THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




THE STRONGEST MAN -


TAGS: resolve superman truth justice
Rating: 4.4/5

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Coombsy007 - January 9, 2012, 11:14 am
How dare you! Superman will never die! :-Þ
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:52 am
super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.


R e s o l v e -




ADVISE - “When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.” OK, But When Can I Use This?


TAGS: anger club resolved
Rating: 4.75/5

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dslohand - September 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
I keep thinking "get my sandwich b****" but i fear another headache lol 5 lumps for sharing Thanks
rerun - September 17, 2012, 9:03 pm

Saturday nights are always a little off.
Vinxman - September 17, 2012, 10:08 am
Getting ready for a zombie apocalypse, or just a wild Saturday night?
GaryO - September 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
DAYAM!!


POST HASTE -


TAGS: broken heart resolve
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:35 pm

the "sniff" is actually allergies.
Sean - April 23, 2011, 7:27 pm
*sniff*. This is so very beautiful.


DON'T WORRY -


TAGS: the car bomb in the rangers car solvers everything
Rating: 3.19/5

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Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Optimism + Incompetence = Sigh.


Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Y? -


TAGS: wheel of fortune puzzle solve vowels
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - November 20, 2015, 6:09 am
Missed this one. Better late than never. L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 18, 2015, 5:36 pm
This is awesome!
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:36 am
Eh?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:37 pm
Heh heh


DRINKING SOLUTION -


TAGS: problem solved chemically mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - January 15, 2013, 5:29 pm
cheers mao...
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
Looks Good 5 Big Sh**s L's


2 BIRDS, 1 STONE -


TAGS: outsourced labour problem solved
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
nice


FINISHED -


TAGS: fire problems resolve
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:39 am

n8ice. greeny try some different font types to add variety and impact to your stuff. getting there dude.


SINKING -


TAGS: pzy drowning thinking problem solved
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - May 30, 2011, 10:46 pm
lol


VIOLENCE -




What's your birthstone? -




A man and his horse -




Embrace death -


TAGS: resolve end love universe death
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 23, 2015, 9:07 pm
Not yet, LA. No, not yet. (I think I saw that thing in the shower, though)


Fill yourself with coffee -




Problem solver -




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